free cds
I have the best psuedo job ever.
Free CDs. actually not even free. I get paid $5 to get a cd. And not only that, but I end up with a ridiculously hip looking cd collection. Yay for me.
So I found a more embarrasing situation than farting whilst cuddling on the couch watching a movie with a good looking member of the the opposite sex. Farting in the library. I was sitting, studying, generally minding my own business when I decided to let one go. Poor idea.
But that's okay, because I'm a professional writer, I can do as I please.